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2012 NEWSLETTER FOR DECEMBER!

SATURDAY DECEMBER 1st: SPARKLE/GLITTER NIGHT

WE ARE ENTERING THE MOST EXCITING MONTH OF THE YEAR AND WE’RE GONNA HAVE AN EXCITING FIRST DAY OF DECEMBER AT RIVERSIDE. WE OPEN AT 8:30 AM AND OUR RESTAURANT SERVES BREAKFAST AND LUNCH BETWEEN 8:30 AM AND 4:00 PM.WE ALSO HAVE GOT A GREAT DINNER PLANNED FOR TONIGHT. WE ARE HAVING A CHILI COOK-OFF POTLUCK DINNER AT 6:00 PM. THERE WILL BE PRIZES FOR THE HOTTEST, MOST CREATIVE AND BEST OVERALL. THE SIGN UP SHEET FOR THOSE THAT DON’T ENTER THE COOK-OFF IS POSTED AT THE OFFICE. WE’RE LOOKING FOR SIDES INCLUDING HOT DOGS, HOT DOG BUNS, ONION, CORN BREAD, SHREDDED CHEESE, DESSERT AND ETC. THE THEME FOR OUR DANCE TONIGHT IS SPARKLE, SO LADIES IT’S TIME TO WEAR ALL THAT GLITTERS AS IN GOLD, DIAMONDS, RHINESTONES, ETC. THE DANCE WILL START AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM AND THE COST TO ENJOY THE WHOLE DAY AND EVENING IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE GENTLEMEN AND $10.00 PER SINGLE LADIES. WE ARE A PRIVATE B.Y.O.B. CLUB AND WE PROVIDE ICE, CUPS AND A MUNCHIE TABLE. ENTRY TO THE CLUB IS UNTIL 11:00 PM. WE HAVE 12 RENTAL UNITS TO STAY AND PLAY ALL WEEKEND FOR YOUR PLEASURE. DON’T FORGET TO RESERVE FOR THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE YEAR. NEW YEAR’S EVE TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE! THEY ARE $40.00 PER PERSON FOR A PRIME RIB DINNER, PARTY FAVORS AND CHAMPAGNE AND WE ARE ONLY SELLING A LIMITED NUMBER. THIS IS ALWAYS A GREAT PARTY THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS!

SUNDAY DECEMBER 2nd: HALF PRICE FUNDAY

WE ARE OPEN ALL YEAR AROUND AT RIVERSIDE AND EVEN THOUGH THE 100,000 GALLON POOL IS NOT HEATED YOU CAN STILL ENJOY OUR HOT TUBS, RESTAURANT AND CLUBHOUSE. IT’S A GREAT DAY TO MEET FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AT THE FRIENDLIEST CLUB IN TEXAS. HOPE TO SEE Y’ALL!

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 5th: HALF PRICE HUMPDAY

WE INVITE Y’ALL TO ENJOY OUR RESORT AT A GREAT PRICE. THE RESTAURANT IS OPEN FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM SERVING UP GREAT FOOD AND THE HOT TUBS ARE READY FOR YOUR INDULGENCE. WE ARE A B.Y.O.B. RESORT AND ALSO AN ON PREMISE CLUB. COME AND VISIT US TODAY AND SEE HOW WE CAN ENHANCE YOUR LIFE.

SATURDAY DECEMBER 8th: BIRTHDAY WEEK

RIVERSIDE WISHES ALL YOU DECEMBER BIRTHDAY BABIES A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY. AS USUAL WE OPEN AT 8:30 AM AND OUR RESTAURANT WILL BE OPEN FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM. THE D.J. DANCE STARTS AT 8:30 PM AND GOES UNTIL 12:30 AM. AND WE WILL DO BIRTHDAY CAKE DURING THE DANCE. WE ARE A PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP B.Y.O.B. AND ON PREMISE CLUB AND WE PROVIDE ICE, CUPS AND A MUNCHIE TABLE AT THE DANCE. THE PRICE FOR ADMISSION IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE GENTLEMEN AND $10.00 PER SINGLE LADIES. WE TAKE OUR LAST ADMISSION AT 11:00 PM. WE ALSO HAVE RENTAL UNITS AVAILABLE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. NEW YEAR’S EVE TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW AND ARE SPECIAL “VALUE ADDED MEMBERSHIP” DEAL WILL SOON BE HERE. HERE’S HOW IT WORKS: DURING THE PERIOD OF JANUARY 1st TO FEBRUARY 14th: ANYONE WHO PURCHASES A YEAR MEMBERSHIP OR RENEWS THEIR EXISTING MEMBERSHIP NO MATTER WHAT THE EXPIRY DATE IS WILL SAVE $150.00 OFF THE REGULAR FULL PRICE. IT MUST BE PAID IN FULL TO RECEIVE THIS PRICE AND YOU CAN PAY IN PERSON , OR MAIL, OR BY PHONE AND YOU WILL ENJOY EVERYTHING THAT RIVERSIDE HAS TO OFFER IN THE COMING YEAR.

SUNDAY DECEMBER 9th: HALF PRICE FUNDAY

ANOTHER HALF PRICE FUNDAY IS UPON US AND WE WOULD LIKE TO INVITE Y’ALL TO VISIT US AND ENJOY A DAY OF NUDE FUN INEXPENSIVELY. OUR HOURS ARE 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:30 PM AND IF YOU PAY BY 4:30 PM YOU CAN ENJOY RIVERSIDE UNTIL 10:00 PM.

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 12th: HALF PRICE HUMPDAY

WE INVITE Y’ALL TO ENJOY OUR ON PREMISE B.Y.O.B. RESORT TODAY. WE HAVE A RESTAURANT TO SERVE YOU GREAT FOOD FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM. YOU CAN RELAX IN OUR 8-PERSON HOT TUBS AND ENJOY MEETING NEW FRIENDS. PAMPER YOURSELF TODAY-COME VISIT WITH US!

FRIDAY DECEMBER 14th: SWINGLES NIGHT & SLS MEET-N-GREET

THIS IS THE KICKOFF FOR OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY WEEKEND! WE ARE HAVING OUR SWINGLES DANCE TONIGHT BEGINNING AT 8:30 PM. THIS WEEKEND IS ALSO OUR “SLS MEET-N-GREET” WEEKEND. THE RESORT OPENS AT 8:30 AM AND SO DOES THE RESTAURANT. THE RESTAURANT IS OPEN UNTIL 4:00 PM. WE ARE GOING TO HOST A WINE & CHEESE SOCIAL AT 7:00 PM AND WE WILL PROVIDE CHEESE & CRACKERS AND ONE OF OUR MEMBERS WILL SUPPLY 4 VARIETIES OF WINE, ANYONE THAT IS ATTENDING MAY ADD TO THE SNACK OR WINE PORTION AND WE THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING. OUR 2 DJ’S DO PLAY REQUESTS OR YOU CAN EVEN BRING YOUR FAVORITE CD FROM YOUR CAR IN THE PARKING LOT AND WE WILL PLAY IT. OUR DANCES ARE ALSO SMOKE FREE AND WE ARE ALSO AN ON PREMISE CLUB. WE PROVIDE ICE, CUPS AND MUNCHIES AND WE ARE A B.Y.O.B. CLUB. OUR DOORS ARE OPEN FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL LAST ADMISSION AT 11:00 PM. THE COST IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE GENTLEMEN AND $10.00 PER SINGLE LADIES. OUR OVERNIGHT ACCOMMODATIONS ARE $85.00 NIGHTLY AND ARE SMOKE-FREE. EVERYBODY IS ALWAYS WELCOME AT RIVERSIDE.

SATURDAY DECEMBER 15th: CHRISTMAS PARTY

TODAY IS ONE OF THE MOST FUN DAYS OF THE YEAR. TODAY IS OUR CHRISTMAS DINNER, WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXCHANGE, CHRISTMAS DANCE & SLS MEET-N-GREET. WE START THE DAY AT 8:30 AM ENJOYING BREAKFAST IN OUR RESTAURANT WITH OUR MEMBERS. OUR CHRISTMAS DINNER IS HELD AT 4:00 PM AND IT IS A POTLUCK DINNER. THE CLUB SUPPLIES THE HAMS, Y’ALL SUPPLY THE REST OF THE MEAL, AND IT IS ALWAYS ONE OF THE BEST MEALS OF THE YEAR. SHORTLY AFTER DINNER (WITHIN 30 MINUTES), WE WILL HAVE OUR GIFT EXCHANGE. ANYBODY WHO WOULD LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS FUN TIME NEEDS TO BRING A UNISEX GIFT (VALUE $20.00 OR UNDER) TO PUT UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE. THE REST OF THE FUN WILL BE EXPLAINED TO YOU BEFORE IT GETS UNDERWAY! IT’S A LOT OF FUN! THE CHRISTMAS DANCE WILL BEGIN AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM. WE WILL SUPPLY ICE, CUPS AND A MUNCHIE BAR.  THE COST FOR THE DAY IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE GENTLEMEN AND $10.00 PER SINGLE LADIES. WE ARE A B.Y.O.B. CLUB AND LAST ADMISSION IS TAKEN AT 11:00 PM. WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN JOIN OUR RIVERSIDE FAMILY FOR THIS FUN DAY AND IF WE DON’T SEE, YOU WE WANT TO WISH YOU A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON FROM DAVID & ELAINE.

SUNDAY DECEMBER 16th: HALF PRICE FUNDAY

WE INVITE EVERYONE TO ENJOY AN AFTERNOON OF HOT TUBBING AND WATCHING FOOTBALL ON OUR 55 IN TV IN OUR CLUBHOUSE. IF YA WANNA BRING SNACKS TO ENJOY, WE WILL MAKE IT A PARTY. COME AND ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AT THE ONLY LIFESTYLE CLUB THAT’S OPEN FOR 100 MILES.

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 19th: HALF PRICE HUMPDAY

WELCOME TO THE SECOND LAST HUMPDAY OF THE YEAR. WE KNOW IT’S COLD OUTSIDE BUT WE CAN ALWAYS ENJOY SOME AMENITIES IN THIS WEATHER. OUR RESTAURANT IS OPEN, THE HOT TUBS ARE OPEN, THE GAME ROOM IS OPEN AND THE CLUBHOUSE TOO. WE ARE B.Y.O.B. AND ON PREMISE CLUB, OUR HOURS OF BUSINESS ARE 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:30 PM AND IF YOU PAY BY 4:30 PM, YOU CAN STAY UNTIL 10:00 PM. HOPE TO SEE YOU HERE!

FRIDAY DECEMBER 21st: SWINGLES NIGHT

RIVERSIDE WELCOME YOU TO SWINGLES NIGHT. IT WAS DESIGNED TO INTRODUCE SINGLES TO COUPLES WHO ARE SINGLE FRIENDLY. WE OPEN AT 8:30 AM AND INVITE Y’ALL TO ARRIVE ANYTIME DURING THE DAY TO ENJOY AND STAY FOR THE DANCE. THE DANCE STARTS AT 8:30 PM AND ENDS AT 12:30 AM AND IT’S B.Y.O.B. WE SUPPLY ICE, CUPS AND MUNCHIES AT EVERY DANCE. THE COST IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE GENTLEMEN AND $10.00 PER SINGLE LADIES. ANYONE PAYING ADMISSION TODAY WILL RECEIVE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT SO DON’T MISS OUT. LAST ADMISSION IS AT 11:00 PM SO COME EARLY AND ENJOY THE DANCE.

SATURDAY DECEMBER 22nd: LADY IN RED

WE INVITE Y’ALL TO COME AND ENJOY A DAY OF FUN AT RIVERSIDE. WE OPEN AT 8:30 AM AND OUR RESTAURANT OPENS AT 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM. SERVING BREAKFAST AND LUNCH. OUR THEME FOR THE DANCE TONIGHT IS “LADY IN RED” AS THIS IS THE COLOR OF THE MONTH. WE HOPE TO SEE ALL THE LADIES WEARING THEIR SEXY RED TONIGHT. WE ARE A B.Y.O.B. AND AN ON PREMISE CLUB. THAT’S PERFECT FOR WHEN YOU MEET OUR FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. OUR DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM AND THE COST IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE GENTLEMEN AND $10.00 PER SINGLE LADIES AND EVERY PAYING CUSTOMER TONIGHT RECEIVES A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. THE DOORS CLOSE AT 11:00 PM. WE SELL MIXERS AND ENERGY DRINKS. WE WANT Y’ALL TO ENJOY RIVERSIDE AND WE WORK HARD TO GIVE YOU VALUE & ENJOYMENT FOR YOUR DOLLAR SPENT.

SUNDAY DECEMBER 23rd: HALF PRICE FUNDAY

WE INVITE Y’ALL TO SPEND AN INEXPENSIVE SUNDAY AT RIVERSIDE RANCH HANGIN OUT WITH FRIENDS. OUR RESTAURANT, CLUBHOUSE, HOT TUBS AND PLAYROOM ARE OPEN FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. WE ARE ALL GETTING READY AND EXCITED ABOUT NEW YEARS EVE AND WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN ATTEND.

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 26th: HALF PRICE HUMPDAY

THE LAST HUMPDAY OF THE YEAR AND WE THANK EVERYONE FOR ATTENDING THROUGHOUT THE YEAR AND MAKING HUMPDAY THE BUSIEST WEEKDAY TO ENJOY FUN & FRIENDSHIP WITH THE HUMPDAY CROWD. WE ARE DEDICATED TO BRINGING YOU ANOTHER YEAR OF HUMPDAY FUN AND WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT!

FRIDAY DECEMBER 28th: YEAR END BASH DAY 1

RIVERSIDE IS HAVING A 4 DAY YEAR ENDING PARTY AND WE INVITE Y’ALL TO COME JOIN US. OUR RESTAURANT OPENS AT 8:30 AM AND SERVES BREAKFAST & LUNCH UNTIL 4:00 PM. THE HOT TUBS WILL BE BUSY LATER IN THE DAY AFTER THE RESTAURANT CLOSES. OUR ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT WILL BE OUTDOORS AS WE ARE GOING TO ENJOY A BONFIRE AND HANG OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS. WE WILL LIGHT THE BONFIRE AT 7:30 PM AND WE SUGGEST THAT YOU BRING A BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS IF YOU LIKE. COME AND ENJOY THE EVENING WITH FRIENDS. WE ALSO HAVE 12 RENTAL UNITS AVAILABLE AND WE CAN PUT TOGETHER A FRIDAY NIGHT-TO-TUESDAY NIGHT STAY & PLAY PACKAGE TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR WALLET. CALL 210-852-1748 AND ASK FOR LANEY FOR A STAY -N- PLAY PRICE.

SATURDAY DECEMBER 29th: PRE NEW YEARS DANCE

WE’RE INTO DAY 2 OF OUR 4 DAY PARTY! WE OPEN THE DOORS AT 8:30 AM AND WE ARE READY TO ENJOY A FUN DAY AT THE RANCH. THE RESTAURANT WILL BE OPEN FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM SERVING BREAKFAST & LUNCH AND WE WILL BE HAVING A POTLUCK DINNER IN THE RESTAURANT AT 6:00 PM SHARP! THE THEME FOR THE POTLUCK IS “LEFTOVERS IN YOUR FRIDGE” SO WRAP UP ALL THOSE LEFTOVERS FROM THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND LET’S HAVE A FEAST. OUR DANCE BEGINS AT THE USUAL TIME OF 8:30 PM AND WE HOPE TO SEE Y’ALL AT THE PARTY. WE ARE A PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB AND WE ARE B.Y.O.B. AND ON PREMISE. THE COST FOR A 1 DAY MEMBERSHIP IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE GENTLEMEN AND $10.00 PER SINGLE LADIES . THE CLUB PROVIDES ICE, CUPS AND A MUNCHIE BAR AND OUR DOORS CLOSE AT 11:00 PM. COME AND SPEND AND EVENING AT RIVERSIDE AND MEET NEW FRIENDS AND RE-ACQUAINT WITH OUR FRIENDS.

SUNDAY DECEMBER 30th: LAST DISCOUNT DAY OF 2012

WOW! WE HAVE COME TO THE LAST HALF-PRICE DAY OF THE YEAR AND WE WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO PATRONIZED OUR HALF PRICE DAYS AND ELAINE AND I ARE ALREADY PLANNING ON HOW WE CAN IMPROVE OUR WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY VALUE. OUR RESTAURANT IS OPEN TODAY FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM SERVING QUALITY FOOD TO Y’ALL. WE ARE GOING TO HOST A CASINO NIGHT BEGINNING AT 8:00 PM AND WE’RE GONNA GAMBLE THE EVENING AWAY WITH OUR FRIENDS. COME AND ENJOY THE LAST HALF-PRICED SUNDAY OF THE YEAR.

MONDAY DECEMBER 31st: NEW YEARS EVE DAY 4

HERE WE ARE DOWN TO THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR AND WHAT A YEAR IT HAS BEEN. WE HAVE FACED MORE ADVERSITY IN THE LAST YEAR THAN MOST BUSINESS WOULD FACE IN A LIFETIME. THE LEGAL MATTERS OF THE CLUB WILL BE SETTLED IN A FEW WEEKS TO OUR BENEFIT AND THE WATER PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN RECTIFIED AS WE HAVE REPLACED THE OLD WITH ALL NEW PIPING. RIGHT DOWN TO THE WELL BEING OVERHAULED. WE HAVE SURVIVED  THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF THE LOYALTY AND HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP OF OUR MEMBERS WHO LOVE RIVERSIDE. WE THANK MIKE & MICKEY FOR ALL OF YOUR DEDICATION AND HARD WORK ALONGSIDE ELAINE & I AND LOOK FOR A PROSPEROUS & HEALTHY 2013. OUR RESTAURANT IS CLOSED FOR BREAKFAST & LUNCH TODAY AS ELAINE (MY HONEY) WILL BE BUSY IN THE KITCHEN ALL DAY PREPARING OUR PRIME RIB DINNER THAT IS SERVED AT 6:30 PM. THE DINNER CONSISTS OF SALAD, DINNER ROLL, PRIME RIB (CHICKEN CORDON BLEU BY REQUEST) BAKED POTATO, GREEN BEANS WITH LEMON & ALMONDS, STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE & BEVERAGE. OUR NEW YEAR’S PARTY WILL BEGIN AT 9:00 PM TONIGHT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL 8:30 PM. ALL YOUR PARTY FAVORS WILL BE PROVIDED AND CHAMPAGNE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR A TOAST SHORTLY BEFORE MIDNIGHT. TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE BY CALLING THE OFFICE AT (210-852-1748). THEY ARE $40.00 PER PERSON FOR THE DINNER AND THE PARTY. ANY MEMBERS OF RIVERSIDE WHO ATTENDS THE PARTY ON ONLY OR THE DINNER ONLY MUST PAY $20.00 PER PERSON. VISITORS ATTENDING EITHER OR BOTH MUST PAY THE REQUIRED AMOUNT PLUS THEIR DAILY FEE. THIS WILL BE A GREAT NIGHT OF MEETING OLD AND NEW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND DANCING AND ABOVE ALL MAKING A RESOLUTION TO HELP GROW YOUR CLUB INTO 2013 TO BE A CUSTOMER FRIENDLY ADULT-CLOTHING OPTIONAL LIFESTYLE RESORT. WE WISH ALL OF YOU A GREAT, HEALTHY, PROSPEROUS 2013!
 

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