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NOVEMBER

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 03rd: “BIRTHDAY PARTY”

WE’RE CELEBRATING BIRTHDAY’S THAT HAPPEN IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER SO IF YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTH COME ON OUT AND JOIN THE REST OF US AND WE’LL HAVE A PARTY JUST FOR YOU! OUR RESTAURANT OPENS AT 8:30 AM AND WE WILL BE OPEN UNTIL 4:00 PM SERVING BREAKFAST & LUNCH. THE DANCE PARTY BEGINS AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM AND WE PLAY MUSIC FOR EVERYONE- COUNTRY, ROCK, DISCO, TEJANO & R&B. WE PROVIDE MUNCHIES, ICE & CUPS AND BIRTHDAY CAKE OF COURSE. ADMISSION COST IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.

00 PER SINGLE MALE & $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. LAST ADMISSION IS TAKEN AT 11;00 PM AND WE ARE BYOB. WE HAVE 10 RENTAL ACCOMMODATIONS THAT ARE FULLY EQUIPPED FOR YOU TO ENJOY! ASK US ABOUT OUR STAY N PLAY SPECIAL FOR A WEEKEND. WE ALSO HAVE OUR NEW YEAR’S PARTY TICKETS NOW ON SALE IN THE OFFICE. DON’T LEAVE IT TOO LATE- THERE IS A LIMIT.

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 04th: “HALF PRICE FUNDAY”

WELCOME TO HALF PRICE SUNDAY AT RIVERSIDE. WE OPEN AT 8:30 AM WITH OUR RESTAURANT SERVING GREAT FOOD UNTIL 4:00 PM. OUR CLUBHOUSE 55” BIG SCREEN T.V. WILL HAVE SUNDAY FOOTBALL ALL DAY AND THE HOT TUBS ARE READY FOR YOU TO ENJOY! YOU CAN ENJOY BEING NAKED AND ENJOY OUR RESORT FOR ONLY $25.00 PER COUPLE, $25.00 PER SINGLE MALE & 5.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. WE INVITE YOU TO SPEND A RELAXING DAY AT THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN!

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 07th: “HALF PRICE HUMPDAY”

HALF PRICE HUMPDAY IS EVERY WEDNESDAY ALL YEAR LONG FOR YOU TO ENJOY OUR RESORT. WE ARE OPEN FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM AND IF YOU PAY ADMISSION DURING THOSE HOURS YOU MAY STAY ON THE GROUNDS UNTIL 10:00 PM. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WE ARE BYOB AND BRING YOUR OWN TOWEL! THE RESTAURANT IS OPEN FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM AND WE WELCOME YOU TO DINE AT OUR RESORT. WE ARE THE ONLY ADULT ONLY CLOTHING- OPTIONAL SWINGERS RESORT WITHIN 150 MILES. WE WANT YOU AS OUR CUSTOMERS!

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 09th:“SWINGLES NIGHT”

IT’S TIME TO ENJOY OUR FIRST SWINGLES NIGHT OF THE MONTH. THIS NIGHT IS DESIGNED FOR SINGLE MALES AND FEMALES TO ENJOY THE PRESENCE OF COUPLES. WE OPEN AT 8:30 AM EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR FOR YOU TO ENJOY RIVERSIDE. ON THE DANCE NIGHTS LIKE TONIGHT. WE ARE OPEN UNTIL 11:00 PM FOR ADMISSION. OUR DJ DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM AND IT IS BYOB. WE PROVIDE COMPLIMENTARY MUNCHIES, ICE & CUPS. ADMISSION IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE & $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. WE INVITE YOU TO ATTEND ONE OF THE HOTTEST PARTIES IN SAN ANTONIO.

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 10th: “PARTY LIKE A PORN STAR”

PULL OUT YOUR LEATHER, LACE, TOYS, WHIPS, AND COLLARS OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU NEED TO BRING THAT INNER PORN STAR OUT AND COME PARTY WITH US AT RIVERSIDE RANCH. HEY-EVERYONE-IF YOU COME TO RIVERSIDE TONIGHT AND DONATE 2 OLD PORN DVD’S YOU GET ½ OFF YOUR ADMISSION PRICE. PRICES ARE $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE & $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALES. WE ARE PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB AND WE ARE BYOB. OUR DJ DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM AND WE TAKE THE LAST ADMISSION AT 11:00 PM. WE HAVE 12 OVERNIGHT ACCOMMODATIONS PRICED AT 85.00 PER NIGHT AND THEY ARE FULLY EQUIPPED. RIVERSIDE IS THE MOST FUN SWINGERS RESORT IN CENTRAL TEXAS. COME AND CHECK US OUT!

 


“NOTICE”

THERE WILL BE A FUNDRAISER BBQ HELD ON SATURDAY NOVEMBER 10th FROM 1:00 PM UNTIL 5:00 PM AND ON SUNDAY (VETERANS DAY) NOVEMBER 11th FROM 1:00 PM UNTIL 5:00 PM. THIS MEAL WILL BE PREPARED BY  DAVID & LANEY AND WILL BE SERVED IN THE RESTAURANT. THE PROCEEDS (ALL OF IT) IS GOING TO THE MEMBER’S LEGAL FUND. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OWNERSHIP OF RIVERSIDE RANCH.  PLEASE SUPPORT THE MEMBER’S CAUSE FOR THEIR RIGHT TO LIVE IN PEACE.


 

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 11th: “HALF PRICE FUNDAY”

RIVERSIDE INVITES YOU TO ENJOY OUR RESORT FOR HALF OF THE REGULAR PRICE. HOPE TO SEE YOU! IN HONOR OF OUR VETERANS, WE INVITE YOU TO ENJOY OUR CLUB AT NO CHARGE. (PROPER I.D. REQUIRED). THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY!

 

“NOTICE”

 

THERE WILL BE A FUNDRAISER BBQ HELD ON SATURDAY NOVEMBER 10th FROM 1:00 PM UNTIL 5:00 PM AND ON SUNDAY (VETERANS DAY) NOVEMBER 11th FROM 1:00 PM UNTIL 5:00 PM. THIS MEAL WILL BE PREPARED BY  DAVID & LANEY AND WILL BE SERVED IN THE RESTAURANT. THE PROCEEDS (ALL OF IT) IS GOING TO THE MEMBER’S LEGAL FUND. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OWNERSHIP OF RIVERSIDE RANCH.  PLEASE SUPPORT THE MEMBER’S CAUSE FOR THEIR RIGHT TO LIVE IN PEACE.

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 14th: “HALF PRICE HUMPDAY”

HALF PRICE HUMPDAY IS YOUR DAY TO RELAX IN A NUDE ENVIRONMENT AND GET RID OF THE STRESS AND ENJOY THE DAY AT A GREAT SAVINGS. WE HOPE THAT YOU VISIT US AND ENJOY OUR RESORT.

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 17th: “CRAZY DRESS UP NIGHT”

RIVERSIDE IS GOING CRAZY TODAY! IT’S CRAZY DRESS NIGHT FOR THE DANCE. WEAR YOUR CRAZY SOCKS, HAT, SHIRT AND LOOK AS WEIRD AS YOU CAN! WE OPEN AT 8:30 AM AND OUR RESTAURANT OPENS ALSO OPENS AT 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM. COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES ARE TELEVISED ON OUR 55” TV AND THE HOT TUBS ARE INVITING PASTIME DURING THE AFTERNOON. OUR DJ DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM AND WE ARE B.Y.O.B. RESORT. WE PROVIDE MUNCHIES, CUPS & ICE AT THE DANCE. WE ARE OPEN UNTIL 11:00 PM FOR ADMISSION. THE COST IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE & $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. WE HAVE OVERNIGHT ACCOMMODATIONS THAT ARE FULLY FURNISHED AND YOU DON’T NEED ANYTHING ELSE BUT MONEY AND A SMILE. RESERVATIONS ARE SUGGESTED AS ALL 12 ARE SOMETIMES BOOKED 3 OR 4 DAYS BEFORE THE WEEKEND.

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 18th: “HALF PRICE FUNDAY”

ANOTHER SUNDAY IS HERE SO YOU CAN ENJOY RIVERSIDE FOR HALF PRICE. REGARDLESS OF THE WEATHER THERE IS ALWAYS TIME TO UNWIND FROM YOUR WORKWEEK AND ENJOY

THE RESORT AND YOUR FRIENDS.

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 21st: “HALF PRICE HUMPDAY”

WE WELCOME YOU TO COME AND ENJOY RIVERSIDE AT THE BEST PRICE WE CAN OFFER. OUR CLUBHOUSE, HOT TUBS AND RESTAURANT ARE OPEN FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. COME AND MAKE A NEW FRIEND!

 

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 23RD THANKSGIVINGS WEEKEND

“SWINGLES NIGHT”  

WELCOME TO THANKSGIVING WEEKEND AT RIVERSIDE! AFTER SHARING YESTERDAY’S TRADITIONAL THANKSGIVING WITH YOUR FAMILY WE INVITE YOU TO COME AND SPEND THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAY’S WITH US ENJOYING, RELAXING, GREAT FOOD, DANCING, HOT TUBBING AND MEETING NEW & OLD FRIENDS. WOULD YOU REALLY ENJOY A WEEKEND (3 DAYS & 2 NIGHTS) OF ALL THE ABOVE AND STAY IN ONE OF OUR 12 RENTAL UNITS FOR JUST $99.00. YEAH, 3 DAYS & 2 NIGHTS (INCLUDES ADMISSION) FOR JUST $99.00. OUR RESTAURANT IS OPEN FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM SERVING QUALITY FOOD FOR YOUR PALATE. OUR DJ DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM AND WE PROVIDE ICE, CUPS & MUNCHIES. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WE ARE B.Y.O.B. AND A PRIVATE CLUB. MEMBERSHIP FOR THE DAY IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE & $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. WE ARE OPEN FOR ADMISSION FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 11:00 PM. COME AND PLAY AT RIVERSIDE WHERE YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR AND THAT IS GUARANTEED. 

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 24th: “GLOW IN THE DARK”

WE WELCOME EVERYONE TO COME AND ENJOY OUR THANKSGIVING WITH US . OUR RESTAURANT OPENS AT 8:30 AM UNTIL 4:00 PM SERVING BREAKFAST AND LUNCH. WE WILL ALSO BE HAVING OUR THANKSGIVING POTLUCK DINNER AT 6:00 PM. THE CLUB WILL BE SUPPLYING THE TURKEYS AND Y’ALL CAN SIGN UP, CALL US OR EMAIL US AND LET US KNOW THE TYPE OF DISH THAT YOU ARE BRINGING. THE DJ DANCE, BEGINS AT 8:30 PM AND OUR THEME IS “GLOW IN THE DARK” SO GET THAT GLOW JEWELRY ON AND COME OUT AND ENJOY AN EVENING WITH US. WE ARE A  PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB THEREFORE WE ARE B.Y.O.B. WE PROVIDE MUNCHIES, ICE & CUPS AT THE DANCE. THE DAILY MEMBERSHIP PRICE IS $50.00 PER COUPLE $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE & $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. THERE IS NO FEES TO PAY LIKE OTHER CLUBS. ADMISSION TODAY IS FROM 8:30 AM UNTIL 11:00 PM. WE HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND FOR A STAY-N-PLAY PACKAGE SO GIVE US A SHOUT AND WE WILL GIVE YOU A GREAT DEAL.

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 25th: “HALF PRICE FUNDAY”

WOW, ONLY 1 MONTH UNTIL CHRISTMAS DAY! WE INVITE YOU TO COME OUT AND TAKE A BREAK FROM YOUR HECTIC PACE OF WORKING & SHOPPING FOR THE HOLIDAYS. YOU PAY HALF PRICE TODAY TO ENJOY OUR GAME ROOM, RESTAURANT, HOT TUBS AND MEETING NEW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. WE OPEN AT 8:30 AM AND CLOSE AT 4:30 PM. IF YOU PAY ADMISSION BY 4:30 PM YOU CAN ENJOY RIVERSIDE UNTIL 10:00 PM.

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 28th: “HALF PRICE HUMPDAY”

RIVERSIDE IS THE PLACE TO ENJOY IN THE ADULT CLOTHING-OPTIONAL EXPERIENCE. WE ARE AFFORDABLE, FRIENDLY, AND COMMITTED TO MAKING YOUR EXPERIENCE A PLEASANT ONE. CALL US AT 210-852-1748 FOR MORE INFORMATION

 

We also have 12 rental units for overnight stays in case you wanna party late and don't want to worry about drinking and driving. 

Come and party at the most relaxing, no drama lifestyle resort in the San Antonio area.

 

We are a BYOB club and we provide a munchie bar, ice & mixers. We can provide at a reasonable price an overnight stay so that you don’t have to drink and drive. You can even wake up to a home-cooked breakfast in our restaurant. We are the only swingers club where you can party and ? until anytime Sunday if you like. Don’t forget to check out our membership special. It’s a win-win plan if you enjoy Riverside!